A day or two before the U.S. West coast got hit by the big December 4th/5th swell, this was goin' on somewhere in the Dagobah System...
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....A distant, mist-shrouded swamp planet, Dagobah does not appear in any modern starcharts. It is a forgotten world, and it is the home of the last remaining jedi tube master, Barrel Yoda, who is also known as the grand master of the feared "wet noodle" saber.
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The planet is covered in gnarled trees and fetid swamps. Huge lagoons are home to fearsome snakes and other creatures that swim in the murky waters. Leathery-winged avians take to the fog-filled skies. Though the planet has no signs of technology, its life form readings register as massive.
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If you can't see Barrel Yoda pitted on the foam ball in this sequence it's because he is jedi mind-trick surfing it from his boggy lair.
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Photo sequence beemed to Warbles by an anonymous life form.
Dagobah description ripped from star wars databank.
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1 comment:
thought you'd get a kick outa that.
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