Wednesday, April 29, 2009

THE BIG 'HUMP DAY' PROPHECIES: Comedy... Tragedy... Comedy/Tragedy...

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Matt Johnson: "What time is it?"

Jack Barlow: "It's about 5... I haven't got much time left." [before he leaves for Vietnam War].

Leroy The Masochist: "I gotta go throw my paper route."
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Leroy: "You know I'm not the sentimental type, but you're goin' so far away I feel... I really feel funny."


Jack: "Be good to yourself."
Leroy: "Alright..."


Matt: "Alright, buddy..."

Matt: "Been a hell of a party."

Jack: "You take care of these people."

Matt: [Silent, Burdened]

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Jack: "Hey, down behind the wall. Get up. There's a county ordinance. You can't sleep here overnight. Get up and..."

Jack: "... Ma... Matt? Is that you? I didn't even recognize you. Get up here..."

Matt: "Stuff it LIFEGAAUUURRRRDDDDD!!!!!!"

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Jack (to Leroy): "Heh, What are they doing to you?"
Baster #1: "Yee-ah, we're gonna roast The Masochist."

Leroy: [Silent, Smiles]
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14 comments:

Dr. Robert said...

this is so beautiful that it fills me with sadness..

we love you ,man.

(burdened).

Danimal said...

Don't steal my lighter. The general gave it to me.

R.T. said...

Dr.,
sadness... yes, i'm with ya.

Danimal,
who knows, maybe he is koo-koo.

Greg Mocilnikar said...

that movie turned into real life. I see guys like that who have surfed only seal beach there whole life... and they look just like those three. creepy

Surfy Surfy! said...

Just another reason why the Waarrbblleess blog rules.

g.Land said...

Greg MuscleKnuckles is SCARED of Seal Beach!! After seeing Big Wednesday for years before I ever surfed, I always thought you had to kick out, and try to burp before you fell off your board...

R.T. said...

ha! creepy old salts thrive in Seal because it still feels like a beach town as opposed to neighboring Main Street HB.

i've never known 'ole muscleknuckles to be scared of anything— though, you do know him better than me. musc-knuck, what say thee?

big thanks Surfy Surfy! Cheers!

elias said...

My favorite surf/blog post of the year. Hands down.

And an additional moment for all of you...

Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.

Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?

Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...

Mrs. Barlow: Many times.

Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...

Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.

Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

Greg Mocilnikar said...

landers is mistaken... i aint scared of no seal beach. I just have no patience for it. If I want to get the hep, there are far more adventurous ways of getting it than riding a decent right while dodging shopping carts. bolsa and doho are dirty enough for me. I aint no hodad squid lips
poo pipes for ever ya'll

R.T. said...

damn, thanks, Elias. i've always enjoyed the piss in the steam iron moment too.

you make a pretty solid case, G-Moc.

Esteban Pumpernickel said...

Hey, can I use some of these stills to make a GIF like this one:

http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo275/sbmo/pointb.gif

I promise that it will be done in the worst possible taste possible, if that it is possible. Let me know... I have some ideas....

R.T. said...

E-Pump,
let me put a quick call into John Milius, and i'll get back to ya.

R.T. said...

E-Pump,
—just got off the horn with 'ole Johnny boy. He said, "Please be my guest to F-shit up, as long you f.s.u. in the worst possible taste possible, if that's possible!"

Flying said...

poor jmv, it really feels wrong. he probably should have surf more. still, he will remain a surfer for all, as long as BW exists.
aloha from spain waaaaarrrrrbles